natureandtheqalb:

“To love. To be loved. To never forget your own insignificance. To never get used to the unspeakable violence and the vulgar disparity of life around you. To seek joy in the saddest places. To pursue beauty to its lair. To never simplify what is complicated or complicate what is simple. To respect strength, never power. Above all, to watch. To try and understand. To never look away. And never, never to forget.”

— Arundhati Roy, from “The End of Imagination” (via theclassicsreader)

straightboyfriend:

hardest thing to learn during recovery is….. some of your misery is your own fault. you have to actively choose to stop wallowing in your own pain & start to recover. that means stop being self deprecating, start taking care of yourself, start eating healthy, start taking your hygiene seriously, even if it’s hard. & it is hard! but you must.

jehovahhthickness:

aww-so-pretty:

12-amu:

goth-mabel:

Fanfic written by 14-year-olds is so wild because they all think “smirk” is just a fancy word for smile so every serious romantic scene comes out looking like

Are you implying I don’t look like this when I’m trying to be romantic

emoceanman:

me: is fine being single, understands i am still capable of love, is in no rush, doesn’t like relationships that much

stupid brain:

solidsnakesasscheeks:

door-maker-gal:

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

c3po:

rcktpwr:

kitfisto:

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

*hogs squealing*

maybe this is why they’re deleting tumblr

dankmemesreasonforliving:

vicloud:

Giethoorn in Netherlands has no roads or any modern transportation at all, only canals. Well, and 176 bridges too. Tourists have to leave their cars outside of the village and travel here by foot or boat by. So you can probably imagine how peaceful it is here.

lilyjamesbisexual:

me on december 18th: wow this movie FUCKS

my assigned tumblr staff incel:

mcpippypants:

furrybot-satan:

miss-nerdgasmz:

miss-nerdgasmz:

BITMAP WATERCOLOR BRUSHES, Y’ALL!!! Want to make some SAI brushes in FireAlpaca? Check out THIS handy Guide!

Want to make this brush? Just make a perfect circle and save it (I call mine “round”) and use it as the bitmap, and copy the settings above. It works pretty nicely :D

aHHHH HOLY SHIT WHEN DID THIS POST START TRENDING?!

UM, WHILE I’M HERE:

Here is where you can download FireAlpaca (it is completely free software)

*If English is not your native language, you can download it in other languages.

Please download from the official FireAlpaca websites, because a friend of mine simply googled FireAlpaca and downloaded from some random site, and she got malware! So PLEASE be careful.

FireAlpaca has a suggestion/bug reporting box on their site so you can request features, or let them know if you’re having any issues! Also FireAlpaca works fantastically on Mac computers! (though I will say the only time FA has crashed on me is when I used a Mac, so PLEASE save your work often)

Also, please visit these tumblrs if you do get into using FireAlpaca:

@everythingfirealpaca @fpacatuto

for anyone who wants an alt to Sai. :O

@valynara ! Hey remember when i told you fire alpaca was a good alternative? Check it out its great for mac!

gavporn:

@staff

nightmargin:

masturbatress:

moongoer:

no tits on Tumblr but Nazis are fine i guess

americangf:

me after december 17 i guess

ciphernetics:

galesofnovember:

Yesterday at the foster clinic there was a woman with a litter of tiny, tiny kittens, one of whom was a beautiful orange and white creamsicle.  I told her, “I love orange boy cats, they are all so stupid.” and the foster mom said to me, with tears of love in her eyes, face glowing with maternal pride, “He is only 6 days old and I can already tell that he’s going to be so stupid!”

adimals:

albierio:

hrefnatheravenqueen:

When even the mainstream media sees that @staff is okay with nazis while getting offended at the female nipple.

marisatomay:

all of us logging onto tumblr dot com on december 18th after declaring for the 85397th time we would delete our blogs

thespectacularspider-girl:

I think we can all agree the memes coming out of this shitshow are absolutely top tier.

I’ve laughed myself to tears at last 6 times since I got home.